Impalagirl was sitting in her cubicle at work, busy typing up a brand new post about that sweaty shit face Jared Padalecki. Just thinking about him made her cringe and nearly regurgitate her lunch. There was nothing cute about a giant man sweating all over every one and everything. Plus, he totally sucks at acting which in turn, infects Jensen, the golden one, with suckish acting abilities too. Because, duh, that’s totally how acting badly works.
She finished her last post, making sure to act better than the person telling her to stop posting badly about Jared. Puh-lease, Impalagirl wasn’t even doing anything harmful. She rolled her eyes and grabbed her coffee cup before making her way to the common room area of the office. Luckily, someone just made a fresh pot and she felt her taste buds dance a little jig at the thought of some hot caffeine.
Just as she reached in to grab the pot, however, she saw the hand of her worst enemy swoop in and grab it first. She gritted her teeth and turned to look into Fattyjensen’s face. There was nothing she hated more than the Jensen hater. All she did was post about how fat Jensen was and even Impalagirl knew her attempts to copy her Jared hate blog were horrendous.
“Excuse you, i was going to have a cup of that.” Impalagirl spit out.
“Oh, were you now?” Fattyjensen said as she poured herself a cup of coffee then ‘accidentally’ spilled the rest down the sink drain.
“Sweetie, you need a reality check.” Impalagirl grabbed her coffee cup and smiled bitterly at Fattyjensen before attempting to waltz out of the room. Instead, she found herself up against the counter, the handle to the utensil drawer digging into her back.
“I fucking hate how fat Jensen has got. He’s so gross.” Fattyjensen whispered into Impalagirl’s ear, her hands now on Impala’s girls waist.
Impalagirl swallowed hard and tried to focus on how challenged this girl must be to be saying these things.
“Yeah, well at least he isn’t the shittiest person to ever live like Jared.” Impalagirl got out before moaning. Fattyjensen was now sucking on her earlobe. There was no going back, this had happened before. Imapalgirl was helpless, she was addicted to the hate sex, and no amount of therapy in the world could help. She was stuck, having hot sex, with a person who obviously didn’t have a fully working brain. Really, who thinks Jared is better than Jensen?
(Source: blamemisha)
